When coming back home from work: “Honey, I’m home!” When coming back home from work but you are not married and live alone: “Honey, I’m home!” When coming into work after a night of being alone at your residence: “Not-honey, I’m not home!” When seeing an old friend you haven’t seen for many years: “Hey, Brandon, I know you’re upset about going to prison for years for a crime I committed and framed you for, but there’s a really good explanation for all of this. To get that explanation, please just hold this knife and look angry.” When seeing your former friend Brandon whom you had sent to prison for years for a crime you committed and framed him for: “I do not know you, stranger, my name is Gregory Peck. Not the Gregory Peck, but my name is Gregory Peck.” When you are in a Mel Brooks movie with Gene Wilder and as a person of color you had been hiding behind a rock until he pulls you into the … [Read more...] about WRUP: How to say hello edition
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After completing enough daily logins, Massively OP’s MJ has earned the Murkmire DLC for Elder Scrolls Online. So now she can finally get in and start exploring… OK, not quite. There is a whole prelude that needs to be finished first, and it’s a doozy! Hey, when would MJ ever complain about more adventure, especially if some story is involved? Join us live at 8:00 p.m. as she starts making her way to Murkmire. Enjoy the show! Having trouble with our live feed or chat? Visit the OPTV channel on Twitch in your browser or on your mobile device. Missed a part of the show? Don’t worry; we’ll post the complete stream here when it’s over, and you can always check out our past streams and videos collection – or just stay tuned for our next show! November 29, 20189:00pm EST: Secret World Legends - MJTV November 30, 20188:00pm EST: Conan Exiles - MJ December 1, 201812:00pm EST: ARK: Survival Evolved - MJ … [Read more...] about The Stream Team: Making our way to The Elder Scrolls Online’s Murkmire
Do you remember at the beginning of May when Just Survive was talking about “working on a plan to go forward”? I understand if you don’t: It almost seems as if Daybreak itself has forgotten about the game, so how can it expect players to remember. Well, with H1Z1 doing so well on the PlayStation 4, maybe — just maybe — the game that actually birthed the battle royale version (that it lost its name to) will get some love. We can dream! And while we dream, we can also help the studio out with its plan-making endeavors. And boy, do I think it needs some help! As it is, the next promised patch sound like little more than maintenance mode and doesn’t really dispel the rumor that the game is on the sunset path. In order to survive, Just Survive needs to step up and offer a bit more than that. So here are 10 ways Daybreak can give this survival game a fighting chance. 1. Private servers First and foremost, Daybreak needs to make Just Survive servers … [Read more...] about The Survivalist: Eight ways to give Just Survive a fighting chance
Star Trek Online’s Lohlunat Festival summer event has been running since late last week, opening up a new resort island on Risa, its pristine beaches bringing all manner of spacefarers to this tropical tourist planet. I could barely find parking for my spaceship and had to sleep behind the damn dumpsters because it’s peak season and all the rooms are booked up. But man, the view is totally worth it: Helloooooo, Mr. Beefcake! Er, wait, sorry. You were thinking more of a panoramic seascape kinda view? Well, I’ve got some of those too: There are lots of new activities to do and even more rewards to earn, but the one thing I want to focus on for this event is obtaining the Risian Corvette starship. That means doing the “Flying High” daily for at least 25 days before August 2nd, which rewards 40 Lohlunat pearls a pop for a total of 1000 by the end of the grind. Normally, I abhor these kinds of daily farms for anything, but Risa’s so beautiful I almost … [Read more...] about Screenshots Of The Day: Parasailing is For Chumps, Jet Packs Are The Way To Go!
This morning I feel like I don’t have an awful lot to talk about, but still feel obligated to say words and things. The last few nights have mostly been what I would refer to as maintenance gaming, where I log into something… do a few repeatable activities and then log right back out. The majority of this time has been spent in World of Warcraft since I apparently have set forth a goal of unlocking the alliance races which will involve copious amounts of reputation grinding. At this moment I am about 6500 out of 21000 towards exalted or some close equivalent in both of the necessary factions. At the suggestion of my friend Grace I have started hoarding faction tokens for the Darkmoon Faire buff, which admittedly is not a thing I have really partaken of in its modern format. I still find it super annoying that the Alliance route to new races is way harder than the Horde route. As a “Mostly Alliance” player for most of my wow … [Read more...] about Nothing Much to Say