Lennys pizza brooklyn saturday night fever

The actual sketch itself, of course, relates to an awful lot of games that decide your first priority is to play couples therapist before you do any of the stuff you actually bought the game for. You can check it out just below; while you might not think it’s just a sin of The Division 2, you’ll probably still be happy that Damien and Ethan will be sorting out their own issues from now on. (No word on the mission room, though.) … [Read more...] about Saturday Night Live takes a jab at The Division 2’s love of talking at you

I tried to play Pizza Connection 1 first, but it is very very old and all I saw was a blurry little image that I could click on to zoom in – the map, that is. But I had no idea what to do or how to even start the game properly other than staring at the map. … [Read more...] about Screenshot Saturday: Pizza Connection 3

Next, my Sim decided to better get to know his children by throwing a party inviting as many of them as he could. Obviously, inviting close to a hundred kids to the house at the same time would crash my computer faster than a blimp in a hurricane, but seeing as most of them were toddlers and infants anyway, we made do with filling the guest list with about a dozen of his children who were elementary school aged or older. Since so many of them were also on the verge of aging up, it only made sense to make it a birthday party! We’ll decide who will get the honors later. … [Read more...] about Sims 3 Saturday: RIP Sim, Survived By His 98 Children

Another thing — my Sim also became an elder last week. He’s nearing the end of his life and can get a visit from the Grim Reaper at any moment — and since this is The Sims, I mean that quite literally! The poor guy has spent the bulk of his life in his bedroom between the sheets, I figured it’s high time for him go out and live a little. As well, I’m looking forward to stirring the pot and causing some drama in the neighborhood worthy of The Young and the Restless. Mark my words, before my Sim dies, he’ll be sure to throw a party inviting all his children…and their mothers. It’ll be like Fight Club. … [Read more...] about Sims 3 Saturday: The Summer Of 69

Thankfully, the birth of three more children at the end of my gaming session made up for the unpleasantness of that faux pas. We are now up to five! Molly French had a little boy, which was exciting. But the best part of all was that Ayesha Ansari had twins! This happened even without my Sim having to pay for fertility treatments with lifetime happiness points, so that was kind of a nice surprise. … [Read more...] about Sims 3 Saturday: Fast Five